Annie: George…
George: We’ve been having a house meeting.
Mitchell: You’re having a house meeting? Why wasn’t I invited?
Annie: Well, if you were ever here, then we would have invited you.
Mitchell: Hang on a minute…
George: You’re not pulling your weight around this place.
Mitchell: What’s that supposed to mean?
George: You don’t buy any good, you never hoover. I don’t even think you know what a pair of Marigolds are.
Mitchell: I don’t do Marigolds.
George: Oh, and I do?
Annie: OK. Do you know what? I think that we’ve all just lost sight of each other a bit. We need to team-build, we need to bond.
George: But I’m not going paintalling, not again. Not after last time.
a We need to talk. So… George, you start.
George: Are you OK?
Mitchell: I’ve been better. You?
George: Likewise.
Mitchell: We should go out one night and just get hammered.
George: Yeah, that’s a good idea.
Annie: That’s it? That’s how you share?
George: What more is there to say?
Mitchell: Yeah, he’s feeling a bit down, which is pretty understandable. And I’m kind of stressed. We don’t need to turn this into an episode of Oprah.
George: File it under, “Have Discussed.”
Mitchell: You want to watch The Real Hustle?
George: Oh, I’d really like that. Women - you think you’re such authorities, like the way you deal with emotions is the only way.
Mitchell: It’s not on.
George: Yeah, it is. It’s on at 10.30.
Mitchell: No, they’ve moved it.
George: No, you’re kidding me?
Mitchell: Oh, I don’t believe it.
George: No, I was looking forward to that.
Mitchell: (starting to yell/get mad) 10:30, Thursday! That’s Real Hustle time. A fucking child knows that!
George: Can I not just have one good thing in my life?
Mitchell: It just drives me insane when they move stuff around!
George: Don’t I deserve one bloody crumb of happiness?
Mitchell: We’re supposed to check? Every week? Like we don’t have anything else to do? Is it our responsibility?! Why is it down to us?!
George: I saw a preview. They were going to do a con about cashpoints.
Mitchell: Really? I would have loved that. You bastards! Argh!
(George sobs)
Mitchell: [goes in kitchen and grabs gloves] Here! I’m doing the washing-up! Is everyone happy now?!
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Another one of my favourite scenes!
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I just finished watching season 1 and… I’m in love. Seriously. I heard they just finished filming season 2 and imo it can’t get here fast enough. Love! Love I tell you!
But, honestly, I can’t understand people gushing over Matt LeBlanc? Yeah, he’s good and all but don’t you see who else is in the show? It’s STEPHEN MANGAN and TAMSIN GREIG! It’s Stephen Mangan AND Tamsin Greig! Together!
I’ve been longing to see them together ever since Green Wing and now… now my life is once again complete.
J.R.R. Tolkien
3 January 1892 - 2 September 1973
Thank you.
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Stanley & Mimi (Jericho)
- Mimi: "Do you know how many second dates I've had in the last 5 years?"
- Stanley: "I'm guessing not many."
- Mimi: "And do you know why?"
- Stanley: "Because you're obnoxious, and demanding, and totally self absorbed?"
- Mimi: "Yeah. And you are a sweet simple boy. You can't handle someone like me. This will never work."
- Stanley: "Eh, that's what they said about Brangelina."