myescape:

Annie: George…

George: We’ve been having a house meeting.

Mitchell: You’re having a house meeting? Why wasn’t I invited?

Annie: Well, if you were ever here, then we would have invited you.

Mitchell: Hang on a minute…

George: You’re not pulling your weight around this place.

Mitchell: What’s that supposed to mean?

George: You don’t buy any good, you never hoover. I don’t even think  you know what a pair of Marigolds are.

Mitchell: I don’t do Marigolds.

George: Oh, and I do?

Annie: OK. Do you know what? I think that we’ve all just lost sight of each other a bit. We need to team-build, we need to bond.

George: But I’m not going paintalling, not again. Not after last time.

a We need to talk. So… George, you start.

George: Are you OK?

Mitchell: I’ve been better. You?

George: Likewise.

Mitchell: We should go out one night and just get hammered.

George: Yeah, that’s a good idea.

Annie: That’s it? That’s how you share?

George: What more is there to say?

Mitchell: Yeah, he’s feeling a bit down, which is pretty understandable. And I’m kind of stressed. We don’t need to turn this into an episode of Oprah.

George: File it under, “Have Discussed.”

Mitchell: You want to watch The Real Hustle?

George: Oh, I’d really like that. Women - you think you’re such authorities, like the way you deal with emotions is the only way.

Mitchell: It’s not on.

George: Yeah, it is. It’s on at 10.30.

Mitchell: No, they’ve moved it.

George: No, you’re kidding me?

Mitchell: Oh, I don’t believe it.

George: No, I was looking forward to that.

Mitchell: (starting to yell/get mad) 10:30, Thursday! That’s Real Hustle time. A fucking child knows that!

George: Can I not just have one good thing in my life?

Mitchell: It just drives me insane when they move stuff around!

George: Don’t I deserve one bloody crumb of happiness?

Mitchell: We’re supposed to check? Every week? Like we don’t have anything else to do? Is it our responsibility?! Why is it down to us?!

George: I saw a preview. They were going to do a con about cashpoints.

Mitchell: Really? I would have loved that. You bastards! Argh!

(George sobs)

Mitchell: [goes in kitchen and grabs gloves] Here! I’m doing the washing-up! Is everyone happy now?!

[video]

Another one of my favourite scenes! 

“Frodo looks like he’s jizzing himself” XD
I’m so doing this.

Frodo looks like he’s jizzing himself” XD

I’m so doing this.

(Source: wuggly-ump, via araphiel)

Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

thewinchesterswagger:

(Source: mspandrew, via araphiel)

Priorities

  • The world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
  • US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online

Muggles Can Cast Spells Too!

returntothemother:

Cast these simple spells with your smart phone!

Lumos

Engorgio

Obliviate

Alohomora

Thanks to hereisahand for lending me her iPhone.

XD

How writing is when you are left handed. Unfortunately >:(

How writing is when you are left handed. Unfortunately >:(

Supernatural : Season 4, episode 6

Cat vs. Dean 1-0 *crying with laughter*

Norrland for beginners : How to pronounce town names in north Sweden (for the English speaking). It’s actually very accurate.

I live in Skellefteå, pronounced as “She left you” XD

Norrland for beginners : How to pronounce town names in north Sweden (for the English speaking). It’s actually very accurate.

I live in Skellefteå, pronounced as “She left you” XD

Made me snort XD

Made me snort XD

(Source: theantisocialnetworks)

bothlightanddark:

katiebug445:

gredandforge-weasley:

acciocupcakes:

admiller:

zcatz:

cadettespacey:

emycody:

A Dreamworks animator shows what would happen in Harry Potter’s world if the spells didn’t go as planned.

“Yes.”

“I bit my tongue.”

This is brill

oh my god

Dear Jesus

What the hell? This is brilliant! 

(via sloppywords)